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Messing up the pizza dude.
Things you shouldn't say in bed.
The poo list.
Things you should never say at a party
The poo list.
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Plaster poo
Much like the TNT poo, this one doesn't wait to explode into the bowl, it does it as soon as it's clear of the hole plastering your chute.
TNT poo
This one explodes and deposits poo all round the bowl. Works best if you have been eating either sweetcorn or peanuts as it produces a nice pebble dashed effect.
Mexican poo.
Also called 'mexican screamers' or 'ring stingers'; you know it's safe to eat again when your arse stops burning.
Morning after poo.
Happens the morning after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell that bad, but THIS ONE ... usually you're at someone else's house (often someone you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside the bathroom needing to use it.
Snake poo.
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least 3 foot long. Also known as a Mr. Whippy.
Pop a vein in your forehead poo
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you are all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bricks and mortar poo
It comes out in such a large, hard brick that you wish you had got an epidural injection before you pooed.
Wish poo
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.
Wet cheeks poo
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QEII soaking your butt.
Corky poo
Also known as 'floaters'. Even after the third flush it's still there, floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it ? Go AWAY !
Goo poo.
This one has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the bowl. Often happens when you're out at parties
Kong poo
This one's so big you don't think it will go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coathanger usually does the job. Another kind of poo that will usually happen in someone else's house.
Instamatic poo
You'd better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting there and it usually gets it's head out before you can get your pants down.
Weight watchers poo
You poo so much that you lose several kilograms.
Indescisive poo
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise there's more to come.
Teflon poo
So slick that you didn't even feel it. There's no poo on the paper and you have to look to see if it actually happened. Can be confusing if it coincides with the ghost poo.
Ghost poo
You know you've done it, it's on the paper, but where the hell is it ?
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